ELI5: Explain Like I'm 5

Celestial Emporium of Benevolent Recognition

The Celestial Emporium of Benevolent Recognition is like a special club that recognizes people who do nice things and helps them feel important and appreciated. Inside this club, people are split up into categories based on how helpful, kind, and generous they are. For example, someone who always helps others and donates a lot of money to charity might be in the "King" category, while someone who does small acts of kindness like holding open a door for someone might be in the "Knight" category. If you're in the club, you get special recognition for being a kind and generous person.