Okay, so imagine you have a plate of food in front of you. You want to eat the food, but your hands are too big and clumsy to pick it up and put it in your mouth. That's where utensils come in - things like forks, spoons, and knives.
Let's start with a fork. It's a long, skinny tool that has a bunch of little prongs at the end. You use a fork to pick up food and hold it steady while you bring it up to your mouth. The prongs are like little fingers that hold onto the food so it doesn't slip away. Forks are good for things like pasta, salads, and meat.
Now let's talk about spoons. There are a few different kinds of spoons, but we'll focus on the one you're probably most familiar with - a regular old spoon. It's a curved tool that's sort of like a mini bowl on the end of a stick. You use a spoon to scoop things up and bring them to your mouth. Spoons are good for things like soup, cereal, and ice cream.
So when someone says "fork me" or "spoon me", they're basically asking for someone to pass them one of those utensils so they can eat their food. It's a silly way of saying "can I have a fork, please?" or "can you pass me a spoon?"
And that's it! With a fork and a spoon, you can eat all kinds of yummy foods without making a mess or getting your hands dirty.