Pseudoscientific metrology

Okay kiddo, let's start with what metrology means. It's the study of measurement - how we measure things like length, weight, time, and so on.

Now, sometimes people make claims about measuring things that are not really based on proper scientific methods. They might say they have a way to measure things that can't easily be measured, like someone's energy or aura.

These claims are called pseudoscientific because they're not backed up by proper scientific research or evidence.

Pseudoscientific metrology, then, is the use of these unproven methods and claims to measure things that can't be easily measured with traditional scientific methods. It's not a reliable way to get accurate information, because it's not based on solid evidence or proven methods.

So, if someone tells you they can measure your energy or aura using pseudoscientific methods, it's important to be skeptical and ask for real evidence before believing them.