The Snob's Dictionary

Well, kiddo, a snob is someone who thinks they are better than everyone else because of something they have or know. So, the snob's dictionary is a book that has a bunch of fancy words and phrases that snobs use to sound smart and fancy. These words and phrases may not be commonly used by regular people, but snobs like to use them to show off and feel special. So, it's like a special book with words that some people use to sound fancy and important.