ELI5: Explain Like I'm 5

Too long; didn't read

"Too long; didn't read" means that someone didn't bother reading something because it was too long or too difficult to understand. It's like when you see a book that's too thick and you don't want to read it because it seems too hard. People use "TL;DR" as a way to say they didn't read something but still want to know the important points.