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Classification of Champagne vineyards

Okay kiddo, imagine that you have some grapes, and you want to make some special juice out of them called champagne. But not all grapes are the same, right? Some grapes are really good and some are just okay. So, the place where these grapes grow is really important for making good champagne.

In the Champagne region of France, there are many vineyards (which are just big fields where grapes grow) that are used to make champagne. And these vineyards are classified (which means they're organized into groups) based on how good the grapes are and how well the champagne tastes.

The classification has four levels, called crus. The first level is Grand Cru, which means "great growth" in French. This means that the grapes grown in these vineyards are the very best and make the most delicious champagne. There are only 17 Grand Cru vineyards in the Champagne region, and they're all considered very special and important.

The second level is Premier Cru, which means "first growth" in French. This means that the grapes grown in these vineyards are still really good, but not quite as good as the Grand Cru vineyards. There are around 44 Premier Cru vineyards in the Champagne region.

The third level is village-level vineyards, which means that the grapes grown in these vineyards are still good, but not quite at the level of the Grand Cru or Premier Cru vineyards. There are over 300 of these vineyards in the Champagne region.

The fourth and final level is vineyards that are not classified, which means that the grapes grown here aren't considered good enough to be in the Grand Cru, Premier Cru, or village-level vineyards. These vineyards are all over the Champagne region, but they don't produce champagne that's as good as the other vineyards.

So, to sum it up kiddo, the classification of champagne vineyards is all about figuring out which vineyards have the very best grapes for making the most delicious champagne. And there are four levels of classification based on how good the grapes are, with Grand Cru being the best and vineyards that aren't classified being the worst.
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