ELI5: Explain Like I'm 5

Death or Canada

Well, darling, death is when our body stops working and we can't move, breathe or talk anymore. It happens to everyone eventually, but nobody knows exactly when it will happen, so it's important to make the most of the time we have.

On the other hand, Canada is a really big country, up north near the North Pole. It has lots of different cities and people who live there. It's known for being friendly, having beautiful landscapes, and being very cold in the winter!

So, death is something we can't avoid forever, but we can enjoy our time while we're alive. And Canada is a cool place with lots of nice folks and amazing scenery to see.