Swagger stick

Okay kiddo, a swagger stick is a fancy stick that military officers carry around. It's usually around 2 feet long and used to show off their importance and rank. The stick can be made out of different materials, like wood or metal, and sometimes has decorations on it like stripes or ribbons.

The officers hold the swagger stick in their hand as they walk around to look important and confident. It's a symbol of authority and can also be used to give commands or signal orders to other people in the military.

Basically, it's like a toy that officers use to look cool and give orders. But remember, it's only for people in the military and you shouldn't go around pretending to be one unless you are one.