ELI5: Explain Like I'm 5

The Marching Morons

The marching morons is a fictional story that talks about a future world where there are more people who are not so smart. So, in this future world, the smart people, also known as the elites, worry that the not so smart people, also known as the morons, are taking over the world. The smart people fear that the morons will destroy everything because they are not capable of making good decisions.

To control the situation, the elites come up with a plan to send the morons to other planets because they think that that is the only way to save the world. They deceive the morons into believing that they are being sent on a vacation, but they are actually being sent to a new planet.

The story talks about how the plan fails because one of the morons learns the truth and comes back to Earth to try and stop the elites. The story is a warning to people about the dangers of underestimating the intelligence of others and the consequences of not valuing education and intelligence.

The marching morons remind us that we need to work hard to improve our education and intelligence because it is crucial for our progress and the progress of the world. We should never let our guard down and always be ready to learn new things to avoid becoming morons.