Okay kiddo, let me explain who Edward Thaddeus Barleycorn Barber is.
Edward Thaddeus Barleycorn Barber is not a person that is commonly known, so let's break his name down.
"Edward" is a name that some people have, just like your name.
"Thaddeus" is another name that some people have, it's not as common as Edward but some people really like it.
"Barleycorn" is a type of grain that we use to make bread, beer, and other things.
And finally, "Barber" is someone who cuts hair.
So when we put all of those words together, we get the name "Edward Thaddeus Barleycorn Barber."
But kid, there is more to the story. Edward Thaddeus Barleycorn Barber doesn't actually exist, it's just a made-up name that someone might use as a fake name or a joke.
So there you have it, kiddo. Edward Thaddeus Barleycorn Barber is just a funny name that someone made up!