St. Priapus Church
Okay kiddo, so there is this group called the St. Priapus Church, and they have a belief that having a big pee-pee is really important. They think that it's good to have a big pee-pee because it makes you feel good and confident.
But, some people might not have a big pee-pee naturally. So, the St. Priapus Church has ceremonies where they bless special items, like statues, that are meant to make their pee-pees bigger.
Now, it's important to note that this is a very small group of people and not everyone agrees with what they believe. Some people might think that it's not really important to have a big pee-pee and that it's more important to be kind, helpful, and respectful to others, no matter what their body looks like.
But, some people might not have a big pee-pee naturally. So, the St. Priapus Church has ceremonies where they bless special items, like statues, that are meant to make their pee-pees bigger.
Now, it's important to note that this is a very small group of people and not everyone agrees with what they believe. Some people might think that it's not really important to have a big pee-pee and that it's more important to be kind, helpful, and respectful to others, no matter what their body looks like.