ELI5: Explain Like I'm 5

Shit Museum

Okay, so a museum is a place where people go to learn about things that are really important or interesting. Some museums are about art, some are about history, and some are about science.

But a shit museum is a museum that is all about poop! Yes, we're talking about the stuff that comes out of our bodies when we go to the bathroom.

Now, you might be thinking, "why would anyone want to go to a museum about poop? That's yucky!" But actually, poop is really important. It can tell us a lot about animals and humans and their health.

So in a shit museum, you might see different types of poop from different animals. You might learn about how poop is made and why it looks and smells the way it does. You might even learn about different diseases that can be found in poop and how they can be spread.

And don't worry, everything in a shit museum is very clean and safe. You won't actually be touching any poop or anything like that. It's just a place to learn about this important and interesting bodily function.